Champions of the Galaxy: 1988, 2005, 2006, 1878, 2009
Mississippi State won it's first Galaxy title in 1878 before mankind even knew we had a Galaxy. They continue their quest to dominate the Galaxy, when they add their fifth Galaxy Title in 2009. How do we know this? Our very own Nostradamus, PorkChop, has looked into his crystal ball and spilled the beans.
Ole Miss fans were seen crying in the streets, since their bitter rival has now passed them with their fifth bullshit Galaxy Title to Ole Miss's third or fourth Bullshit National Championships? Ah, who knows... Jack Cristil who has witnessed every one of Mississippi State's Bullshit Galaxy Championships had only one thing to say, "Now it's time for Randy ball."
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
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